I had an appointment this morning for an MRCP (magnetic resonance cholangiopancreatography. yep, that's what it's called.

seriously).

The purpose was to gather evidence to assist in diagnosing conditions within my abdomen. Along the way, we acquired incontrovertible evidence of conditions within my psyche.

I am claustrophobic.

Indubitably.

Place a piece of paper over your coffee cup. Poke it into the cup. What happens to the piece of paper? Read on...Conical dislocations in crumpling.

A crumpled piece of paper is made up of cylindrically curved or nearly planar regions folded along line-like ridges, which themselves pivot about point-like peaks; most of the deformation and energy is focused into these localized objects. Localization of deformation in thin sheets is a diverse phenomenon, and is a consequence of the fact7 that bending a thin sheet is energetically more favourable than stretching it. Previous studies considered the weakly nonlinear response of peaks and ridges to deformation. Here we report a quantitative description of the shape, response and stability of conical dislocations, the simplest type of topological crumpling deformation. The dislocation consists of a stretched core, in which some of the energy resides, and a peripheral region dominated by bending. We derive scaling laws for the size of the core, characterize the geometry of the dislocation away from the core, and analyse the interaction between two conical dislocations in a simple geometry. Our results show that the initial stages of crumpling (characterized by the large deformation of a few folds) are dominated by bending only. By considering the response of a transversely forced conical dislocation, we show that it is dynamically unstable above a critical load threshold. A similar instability is found for the case of two interacting dislocations, suggesting that a cascade of related instabilities is responsible for the focusing of energy to progressively smaller scales during crumpling.

I am so very sad.

On August 24, he resigned. On October 5, he died.

What is this mysterious thing called self-control? When we fight an urge, it feels like a strenuous effort, as if there were a homunculus in the head that physically impinged on a persistent antagonist. We speak of exerting will power, of forcing ourselves to go to work, of restraining ourselves and of controlling our temper, as if it were an unruly dog. In recent years the psychologist Roy F. Baumeister has shown that the force metaphor has a kernel of neurobiological reality. In “Willpower,” he has teamed up with the irreverent New York Times science columnist John Tierney to explain this ingenious research and show how it can enhance our lives.

via NYTimes.com.